Hi I'm Jakob, German, and addicted with quite a few things. I like cool stuff and rarely post anything (besides the occasional good LoL game) and mostly reblog awesome stuff including but not limited to: -Fairy Tail + other cool anime -SPN + other cool shows-Cool stuff my friends find-Chocolate

22nd September 2014

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Some legends are told

Some turn to dust or to gold

But you will remember me 

Remember me for centuries

Source: theivorytowercrumbles

22nd September 2014

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seiikas:

"Oi, Salamander, Is that really Igneel? 
You're telling me he was inside you all this time?!
Cut the bullshit!" 

↳ Lucy and Levy worrying about their men.

Source: seiikas

22nd September 2014

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urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

Source: urgentcum

22nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Moon shoes, the fucking anti-gravity shoes with 209,345 notes

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

Source: dildo-generator.com

22nd September 2014

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callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

Source: danfreakindavis

22nd September 2014

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queenmole:

pulsative:

before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did 

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Source: pulsative

22nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Moon shoes, the fucking anti-gravity shoes with 294 notes

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22nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Moon shoes, the fucking anti-gravity shoes with 244,576 notes

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

Source: stupidandreckless

22nd September 2014

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BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

mrceline:

letsgetcheesecake:

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Hank Green has now publicly said that Sam Pepper will no longer be welcome at VidCon.

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Source: letsgetcheesecake

22nd September 2014

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meatbicyclevevo:

tfw u try ur best but dont succeed

meatbicyclevevo:

tfw u try ur best but dont succeed

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22nd September 2014

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

Source: skeletongrazed

22nd September 2014

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im-just-ty:

squided:

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

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MEN

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ALSO

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ARE

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GIVEN

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UNREALISTIC

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EXPECTATIONS

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DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

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HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

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TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

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IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

All the time.

Source: squided

22nd September 2014

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wishingondisney:

STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

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22nd September 2014

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windows-vriska:

kristintastic:

windows-vriska:

"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you

you must be really small then…only 16?!

please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best

Source: windows-vriska

22nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Moon shoes, the fucking anti-gravity shoes with 91,101 notes

dallonsmiles:

SASS

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